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TSA screener accused of stealing iPads from passengers' bags at JFK Airport
Thu Dec 6, 2012
Satan. And he's smiling.
Le oops! 18th century French chateau razed 'by mistake'
Wed Dec 5, 2012
Maybe it was a German company. They're pretty good at destroying French structures.
Frankie Muniz not alone: More strokes among young
Wed Dec 5, 2012
Cocaine is a b*tch.
30 blocks locked down as cops hunt gunman who shot LA sheriff's deputy
Sat Nov 17, 2012
Advantages to a police state? F*cking really? The depth of idiocy that comes across these posts blow my mind! Like police states so much? Buy a ticket to North Korea a go find the security and piece of mind you seek. Leave the U.S. for those of us who love freedom.
Longtime sheriff's deputy in Los Angeles arrested over murder, attempted murder
Thu Nov 15, 2012
Murder happens in June. Department suspects officer and places him on paid leave in July. Public hears about it in November? Hmmmm. Seems like this one just couldn't be covered up quick enough. The victim must be related to someone important - another cop, maybe?
Mistrial declared for police officer whose son used gun to kill daughter
Wed Nov 14, 2012
Funny, but my brother said the same thing just before he was locked up for two years for selling a bag of weed. Of course, selling weed is so much more evil than allowing your children to kill each other with your handgun. Yeah, parent training is all this guy needs.
3 teens held over destruction of 100 gravestones in Jewish cemeteries
Tue Nov 13, 2012
Payback for attacks on Christian churches in Israel? The group "Price Tag" has been very active there. I believe the phrase "Jesus is a monkey" is one of their favorite pieces of graffiti to spray paint on church walls. None of this is right. Both sides are idiots.
Gritty New York faces grimy mess: Rotten meat, failing toilets
Thu Nov 1, 2012
The Governor of Louisiana during Hurricane Katrina was a complete moron named Bobby Jindal (Republican).
Former Penn State President Graham Spanier charged in child sex abuse scandal
Thu Nov 1, 2012
They could have been heroes. They could have been dependable, decent men. They had the opportunity to be humanitarians. In the name of protecting children, they could have stopped a monster. They could have done something that people get medals for doing. Instead, they chose cowardliness.
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